An ambitious and admittedly unoriginal attempt to collect together all the great jokes.  Please submit your own jokes and gig stories by using my guestbook - link on the left.

JOKE 1        What do you call a guy that hangs around with musicians?    A drummer

JOKE 2        How do you make a guitarist turn down?    Give him the dots

JOKE 3        How does an orchestra know when the stage is level?    The viola player dribbles out of both sides of his mouth

JOKE 4        Why do singers stand on the doorstep?    Because they never know when to come in